Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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There's my tractor.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Canadians

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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boobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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