How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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