What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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No.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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gay porn...

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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