How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Republicans

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops