An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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hi

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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