how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

yes... that's the joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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