- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

knock knock Labrinth come in

The Barackness Monster

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

general tso's broccoli

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Where's my baby??

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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