If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

A black person walks out of KFC

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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