- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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