- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

civil rights

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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