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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

TIMMAH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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