- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Not a joke.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

gay people

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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