- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

one day i went to bed

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

bees knees

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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