If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A white person at Harvard

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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