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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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