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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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