What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Of course, first door on your left

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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"33"

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Anti Joke

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