What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Republicans

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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