Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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learn the ropes?

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Anti Joke

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