Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Donald Trump

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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