- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

you and your family will die tonight

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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