- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

religion.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Your mom.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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