Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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