- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

banana

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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