- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock Knock opens the door

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Justin Bieber

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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