- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

a man is running away

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Your future.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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