- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Chinese drivers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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