Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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bryden is a faggot

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Mormons having fun.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Hi

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Anti Joke

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