Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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stinky boner

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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