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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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