What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Snooki

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Cancer

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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