What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

There's my tractor.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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