Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Women have the right to vote.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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