- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Do you like apples? Yes

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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