What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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The Holocaust.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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