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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

you and your family will die tonight

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Tim and Eric

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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