A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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