What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What black and has children A black man

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Health food.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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