Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Take this and put it- No.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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