- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

My Nan, that is all.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

shut up kobe!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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