What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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