- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Women's rights.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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