Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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2 Penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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