- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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