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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

F? No k

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

willie revilame

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

american government

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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