How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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