Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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