- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Women's rights

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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