Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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full house

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Your all fags

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