- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

whats worse than school? Summer school

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

A baby seal walks into a club.

woman's rights

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

more chocolate?

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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