- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

The Game

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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