- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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