A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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No.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Gay's

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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