What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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