A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Hello Braydon

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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