One below was by me: Walter H

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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