What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

elen degeneres is straight....

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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