Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Hey Shea

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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