- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

elen degeneres is straight....

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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