- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

This is not an anti joke.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

whats a dick a dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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