Breast cancer.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Jimmy Saville

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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