- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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