What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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