- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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