A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

the love boat

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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