Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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