a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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