What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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