A midget walks under a bar

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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