- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

"knock knock" "Come in"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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