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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

I'm sn otter

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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