A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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