"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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nipple

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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